It's a rant . . . set to music! FURTHER DISCLAIMER (to the one in the video): I realize that many who believe the movies are better than the books, or who have only seen the movies and not read the books may find this song upsetting. I do not mean to offend . . . although, in all honesty, the above group of people are people that I really don't mind upsetting all that much. READ THE BOOKS, PEOPLE!!! Incidentally, I just realized that I'm technically posting this on the one-year anniversary of this Harry Potter gem: www.youtube.com So . . . yay! Lyrics: VERSE 1: Back when I was just a boy, I heard somebody say That this certain quite amazing book I'd read Was going to be a movie. Well it made be jump for joy! And I began to see it in my head. And as I watched the first film, it was like they'd read my mind. And I was, admittedly, quite impressed. And I thought, "Boy, I can't wait! These films will be so great!" And then, Steve Kloves went . . . and ruined the rest. VERSE 2: Movie two was just okay, not as good as the first, It certainly had its moments, to be sure. But isn't Ron the one who's supposed to explain what "Mudblood" means? And at the end, what the hell were they clapping for? And then came movie three, and Steve, I gotta ask, I know that things had to be cut for time, But would it have been asking much for fifteen freaking seconds To say: "Look Harry, I'm Moony, Sirius is Padfoot, Pettigrew is Wormtail, and your father was Prongs, and we all wrote the ...
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